Watch for the guy in red. He is out of control. Full on dive into the police at 10 seconds. Sucker punches another clergy member in the face at second 16. Nice. I’m pretty sure with all the ripped robes the local Jo-Ann Fabric is making out like a bandit.
If church was like this I’m pretty sure I’d wake up a little bit earlier on Sundays. It reminds me of this lovely painting I saw on ebay of Jesus puking in an alley because he is offended by the sight of a mob of children attacking a homeless person. If you are wondering what to get me for Christmas, search no more…
God Bless Ebay and all the kookie artsy people who post $750 paintings of Jesus vomiting.
Sarah Palin has quite a few nutty people out there that love her a little too much. Here’s a prime example…
The rest of this guy’s videos are deranged. Oh, and if you can’t tell… I think he is still a little bitter about the election results.
Then you have the people who want to LOVE her… You know what I’m talking about. There was a lot of MILF talk about everyone’s 46% of American’s favorite hockey mom. If you (or someone you know) was sad to see her get back on that plane to Alaska, you can always try to win a date with a Sarah Palin look-a-like.. The real Sarah Palin would probably do slightly better on a geography quiz, but what do you expect. And if Sarah’s a little to fundy for you, she is a Tina Fey look alike right?
There is new damning report out about people who are now unemployed directly due to Barack Obama’s election win last night. You can see the disappointment on the faces of the newly unemployed people who were interviewed…
Update: Here is a slightly less fake news release coving an almost related topic…
It was amazing. Explosions! Voting is awesome. No matter who wins the election, I’m the real winner. Tingling in my pants! Victory for the American people because I got to voice my opinion on which candidate a bunch of power hungry wealthy people groomed and stood in front of tv cameras. Confetti falling from the sky! I win twice if the people I voted for get elected because then they are my friend and I know they will support me and the others who voted them in office. More big firework explosions! This is a great day for our country. Flags waving!
Thanks to all the tards who stood in line for an hour or six to early vote, the entire process took me about 15 minutes this morning. I had one big issue while voting though. Bad enough that I asked for info on how to file a complaint because I was disenfranchised. I did not get an “I Voted” sticker. That’s such a crock because I heard that if you wear your “I Voted” sticker into Starbucks you get a free coffee, an HJ, and a cookie. Do you know how much that stuff costs at Starbucks? Now I’ll have to pay cash instead of getting the freebies. Thanks for nothing Board of Elections.
Now if it was only 6:00pm so I could get drunk in a public place. Stupid backwards laws from the 1800s…
Here is a crazy man who is looking for people who are willing to bet against him that McCain will win the Presidency. He says he is willing to bet his home/property. He claims that he knows for a fact that McCain will get the votes needed to pull off the upset.
Warning to any potential bet takers… He doesn’t show much of his “home” is that is up for offer. From what you can see, it looks like he hired a 4th Grade Social Studies teacher to decorate his house. He doesn’t make mention of if his house is on wheels or not.
My favorite quote is “I don’t want my wealth spread around, that’s why I’m putting my house up for bet.” The guy also does a nice job of touching on Obama’s evil Cap and Trade kills Coal Industry ZOMG! without mentioning that Dear John supports cap and trade too. There is more nonsense, but I don’t want to spoil it all for you.
UPDATE: Captain crazy lost his bet. He is now predicting a revolution and blood in the streets.
